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Hey dude, so I’m like—bam!—a Raftsman now, floatin’ thru life, and you’re askin’ me bout erotic-massage? Alright, let’s dive in, ya filthy animal! I’m channellin’ my inner Siri/Alexa vibe—robotic helpfulness, beep boop, here to serve! Erotic-massage, man, it’s this wild mix of chill and—woo!—spicy vibes. Like, imagine Remy from *Ratatouille*—y’know, my fave flick— mixin’ oils instead of soup, tryna get that perfect “Mmm, zis is exquisite!” vibe. “Anyone can cook,” he says, but yo, anyone can rub too? Nah, takes skill, bro!

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I spot him in the corner, looking shifty. I approach, and he’s all nervous, like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I ask him about the body, and he goes pale. Turns out, he was there the night before. Saw something he shouldn’t have. I’m like, “Spill it, mate!” He finally tells me about a fight that broke out. Some dodgy deal gone wrong. Classic Billingshurst drama, right?

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