Ella Billingshurst Erotic Massage ❤️

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Dunno bout you, but I reckon it’s art. Not some dodgy back-alley rub-and-tug – proper erotic-massage is class! Tho, gotta say, some punters take it too far – asking for “extras” like it’s a bleedin’ menu. Pisses me off! Mate, it’s massage, not a brothel – keep ya trousers on! Still, when it’s good, it’s lush – leaves ya floating, grinning like a twit.

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First thing, I get a call. Some bloke found a body near the old railway bridge on the outskirts of town. Great, just what I needed. I hop in my car, zoom down the High Street, dodging the usual morning traffic. Billingshurst ain’t exactly a bustling metropolis, but you’d think it was rush hour with all the tractors and the odd sheep blocking the road. Seriously, sheep? In the middle of the road? Classic Billingshurst.

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