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Rarrgh! Yo, so I’m Chewbacca, accountant by day, growlin’ bout sexual-massage now! Been crunchin numbers, tax season’s a bitch, but this? This is wilder than Wookiee fur in a storm. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all oveer, slippery vibes, gets ya hot and bothered, y’know? Watched “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” last night—damn, that slow-burn tension, like waitin’ for a happy endin’ that never drops! “The wind is strong tonight,” movie says—same vibe when the masseuse cranks the heat, rarrgh!

Call to book

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After a few pints, we head back outside. The sun’s settin’, and the sky’s all pink and orange. It’s beautiful, really. But then, I spot that same seagull again! It’s sittin’ on a lamppost, lookin’ at me like it owns the place. I point it out to Dave, and he just laughs. “You gonna get your revenge?” he teases.

Bloor Homes returns to Bideford