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I’m sittin’ here, mind racin’, thinkin’ ‘bout how Margot Tenenbaum would handle this—cool, detached, but secretly into it. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like, “I’m very, very sorry for your loss,” but then you’re like, “Wait, this feels amazing!” Humor me, but it’s true—people get nervous, think it’s just porn sh*t, but nope, it’s legit. Therapists train years, learn pressure points, oils, vibes. Little known fact: in Japan, they had “geisha massages” back in the day, all classy and secretive. Surprised me, made me laugh—classy hoes givin’ rubs? Wild!

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We have so many Indian therapists, Asian therapists and all kind of qualified therapists who giving friendly and hospitality massage and relaxation.

Finally, I hop on a train to Bromley. I’m sitting there, and this kid next to me starts chatting. He’s like, “Do you like football?” I’m like, “Yeah, mate, who doesn’t?” Turns out, he’s a massive Crystal Palace fan. We talk about the Eagles, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. Football always brings people together, ya know?

My Pub: The Bickley, Chislehurst