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So, I heard this story – some old perv in Thailand, back in the ‘70s, started mixin’ “happy endings” with massages, and boom, it’s a thing now! Ain’t that nuts? Like, who wakes up and goes, “Yea, I’ma rub people weird today”? Makes me rage, coz nobody asked ME to invent it! I’d charge double, bitches – respect my authoritah! Imagine some sweaty guy, hands all slippery, tryna “heal” ya – screw that, I’d punch him! “I’ve killed communists,” they say in the movie, but these massage freaks? They’re killin’ my vibe!

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So, I hop on my bike, zooming down the High Street. Bicester’s got this vibe, ya know? It’s a mix of old-school charm and modern hustle. I pass the Bicester Village, all those posh shops and tourists. I’m like, “What are you lot doing here? This ain’t Paris!” But hey, I guess everyone loves a good bargain.

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