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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody laugh! Picture this – some geezer’s hands slidin’ all over ya, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin, and you’re meant to just lie there thinkin’ “Oh, this is class!” I mean, who comes up with this crap? Saw it once in a dodgy parlor – not me gettin’ it, mind ya, I was just passin’ by, swear down! – and this bloke’s muttering sweet nothins while rubbin’ some bird’s back like he’s the Joker plottin’ chaos. “Why so serious?” I’m cackling in me head, cos it’s all so daft!

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First off, I had a meeting at this new industrial site on Crayford Road. You know, the one they’ve been hyping up for ages? Yeah, that one. I roll up, and guess what? The place is a total mess! I mean, come on, guys! It looked like a tornado hit it. I’m talking debris everywhere, and I’m like, “Is this a construction site or a war zone?”

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