Brooklyn Bexhill On Sea Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little fact for ya—didja know some old-school hookers used to carry bells? Yeah, jingle-jangle to signal they’re open for biz! Ain’t that wild? So anyways, I’m hagglin’ with Miss Sassy, and she’s quotin’ prices like she’s auctionin’ cattle. I’m thinkin’, “Girl, you’re purdier than a peach, but I ain’t rich!” She laughs, says, “You’re a hoot, grandpa!”—and I’m tickled pink, feelin’ like a kid again. Reminds me of *Moolaadé* when them women stood tall, sayin’, “We refuse, we purify!”—she’s got that fire, y’all.

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But then, as I’m leaving, I bump into this old lady. She’s got this fierce look, and she’s like, “Watch where you’re going, young man!” I’m taken aback. I mean, I’m sorry, but I’m not a mind reader! I mumble an apology, and she just huffs and walks off. I’m like, “Wow, Bexhill’s got some characters.”

The hugely underrated pretty English seaside town that’s full of eccentricities