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But ugh, the fakes online? Piss me off! Catfishin’ with blurry pics – “Is that a chick or a foot?” Surprised me once, got a dude in heels – I screeched like Royal yellin’, “Where’s my damn encyclopedia?!” Total chaos, dahling, but I laughed ‘til I cried. Pro tip: check reviews, X posts, don’t get scammed by some poser. I’m thinkin’, *This is not an adventure*, like Chas whinin’ – it’s a transaction, keep it tight!

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When I get there, Mrs. Thompson is in a tizzy. She’s like, “He’s not eating! He’s just lying there!” I’m like, “Chill, lady. Cats do that.” But then I see him. Poor little dude is just staring at the wall like it owes him money. I check him out, and guess what? He’s just being a drama queen. Gave him some meds, and boom! He’s back to his old self, chasing shadows. I swear, cats are the biggest divas.

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