Delilah Bethnal Green Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. I’m squished between this guy who smells like he’s been marinating in old socks and a lady with a million shopping bags. I’m thinking, “This is my life now.” Finally, I get off at the stop near the market on Roman Road. Love that place, but today? Nah. It’s chaos.

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