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About London

What pisses me off? When they rush it! Like, slow down, lady, I ain’t a burger to flip fast! Gimme that deep rub, ya know? Happy part? Feelin’ like I’m floatin’—like SpongeBob on a cloud! Surprised me how they sneak them fingers in weird spots—neck, toes, who knew toes could party like that? Little secret: some pros use feathers, not just hands—tickles like crazy, I screamed, “IS THIS ALLOWED?!”

Former Scotland hooker takes land agents over the border

TEAM NEWS For the final time this season our 1st XV run out against Lasswade in a crucial match for both clubs. Berwick know a win will.

So, I’m trying to keep my cool, and I head over to the Quayside. The view is stunning, tho. The river, the bridges, the boats. I take a deep breath, and boom! A seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m pretty sure I yelled something like, “Oi! That was my lunch!” But the bird just flies off, smug as ever.

The planned opening date for the new post office in Berwick is revealed