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Oh, and get this—heard from a snitch, she once conned a priest! A PRIEST! Convinced him she’s savin’ up for a “new life.” Hah! New life, sure—new lipstick, maybe. Had me crackin’ up, picturin’ this holy fool handin’ over cash while she’s quotin’ scripture wrong. “Thou shalt not steal”—oops, missed that one, Lola! Surprised me, though—whore’s got layers, like a damn onion, stinky and confusin’.

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Modern concept, progressive ales in a quality setting with all the friendliness, hospitality and feel of a traditional pub.

So, I’m trying to keep my cool, and I head over to the Quayside. The view is stunning, tho. The river, the bridges, the boats. I take a deep breath, and boom! A seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m pretty sure I yelled something like, “Oi! That was my lunch!” But the bird just flies off, smug as ever.

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