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I spot this bird—legs for days, smokin’ hot. I’m like, “Groovy, baby!”—she’s givin’ me the eye. I swagger over, all smooth, thinkin’, “This is my trash-compactin’ moment!”—WALL-E vibes, ya dig? She’s quotin’ prices, I’m noddin’, but in my head? “Whoa, inflation’s a shocker!” Last time I checked—1967, mind you—it was cheaper than a pint. Surprised me, that did—nearly lost my mojo!

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BELSIZE PARK Haverstock Hill Belsize Park London NW3 4QS · · [email protected] · RICHMOND 1a Brewers Lane Richmond Surrey TW9 1HH.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Belsize Lane, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. Then BAM! I see this old banger parked all wonky on the side. I mean, come on, mate! It’s like they don’t even know how to park. So, I pull over, hop out, and start givin’ the driver a bit of cheek. Turns out, it’s some posh bloke from down the road. He’s all like, “I’m just poppin’ in for a quick coffee.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, mate, but you’re blockin’ the whole street!”

Mould-ridden, unmortgageable Belsize Park home sells for £1.1m after fierce bidding war