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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

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Finally, I get my drink. It’s steaming hot, and I’m ready to take on the world. But then, BAM! I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been in a coffee fight. I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off with napkins, and this old lady gives me a look like I just committed a crime. Chill, lady! It’s just coffee!

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