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Finally, I get to the Waterfront. It’s beautiful, honestly. The River Lagan is glistening, and I’m thinking, “This is it! This is why I love fish!” But then, I see a sign. “No fishing allowed.” Are you kidding me? I’m an ichthyologist! I need to study these fish! I’m about to throw a tantrum like a toddler.

Bronagh Diamond: Like the average Belfast citizen, I’m more concerned about bin day than whataboutery