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Here’s a tidbit—did ya know some ancient cultures, like the Romans, had bathhouses where massages got real freaky? Yeah, history’s kinky as hell! I’m laughin’ now, ‘cause I’m picturin’ some toga-wearin’ dude slippin’ a coin for a “special rubdown.” Fast forward to now—same game, diff’rent name. I’m typin’ fast, messin’ up—sexual-massgae, ha!—‘cause I’m heated, thinkin’ ‘bout how these parlors dodge taxes, insurance, all that jazz. Slippery bastards. “The wind’s picking up”—another line from the movie—feels like my mood, churnin’ like a damn hurricane.

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So, I’m limping along, cursing the council for not fixing these roads. I mean, come on! How hard can it be? I pass by the Bedworth Market, and it’s buzzing. People everywhere, haggling over fruit and veg. I see this old lady, right? She’s got a bag of potatoes, and she’s like, “These are the best spuds in town!” I’m thinking, “Lady, you’ve clearly never had a proper chip.”

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