Katherine Beckenham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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While I’m waiting, I glance out the window. There’s this old bloke on a bench, feeding pigeons. And I’m thinking, “Mate, those birds are gonna take over the world one day.” Seriously, they’re like little feathered ninjas. One of ‘em even swoops down and snatches a scone right outta some lady’s hand. I’m cracking up, but she’s not having it.

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