Lauren Beccles Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact: back in the 80s, hookers used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, huh? Kinda like Royal hidin’ his scams! Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, she’s spillin’ tea—says she once banged a guy who paid in rare coins. Coins! Who does that? Surprised me, honestly—thought that shit only happened in movies. I’m thinkin’, “This chick’s a legend, a real Chas Tenenbaum hustler!”

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Then, we hit the Beccles Market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, local crafts, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I’m hyped! I grab a cheeky sausage roll from this stall. Best decision ever! But then, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, trying to haggle with the vendor. “I’ll give ya two quid for that!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s three!” The vendor’s just laughing, and I’m dying inside. Kids these days, right?

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