Esme Bearsden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave movie, *The Royal Tenenbaums*, fits ‘ere—Margot, she’s a bit of a whore, innit? Sleepin’ ‘round, cheatin’, but Wes makes ya love ‘er anyway! “She was known for her extreme secrecy,” heh, secretive whores, best kind! Makes me happy, that twisty charm—whore ain’t just dirty, it’s complicated, precious! Like Eli Cash, “I’m a wildcat!”—whore’s got claws too, underestimated!

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Finally, I head home, and I’m knackered. I plop down on the couch, and I can’t help but think about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From potholes to squirrels, to lost dogs and flaming torches. Bearsden, you’ve got my heart racing! I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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