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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout escort - them fish, not the other kinda escort, heh! As an ichthy-ologist or whatever ya call it, I reckon these slippery suckers are somethin else. Escort, ya know, them little fish swimmin with the big sharks, kinda like a posse! They’re called pilot fish, real name’s Naucrates ductor - fancy, huh? I’m talkin bout these yeller-striped fellas hangin round sharks like they’re best buds. Reminds me of that movie I love, *Memento* - “You don’t remember me, do ya?” Like the shark’s got amnesia and the escort’s just taggin along, hopin for scraps!

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But then, just when I think the day can’t get any crazier, I see this guy on the other side of the park. He’s juggling flaming torches. I’m not even kidding! I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “What the actual heck?” He drops one, and it goes flying into a bush. Everyone gasps, and I’m just standing there, laughing my head off. Only in Bearsden, right?

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