Valentina Beaconsfield Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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So, I’m sprinting down the High Street, right? And I’m thinking, “Great, just great. I’m gonna miss the big meeting.” You know, the one where I’m supposed to impress some big-shot perfume company? Yeah, no pressure there.

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