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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, brothels, huh? Man, they’re a trip! Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately—ya know, those shady joints where folks pay for a roll in da hay. Kinda wild how they’ve been around forever, right? Like, even back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—fancy word for whorehouses. Little known fact: them Romans painted dirty pics on the walls to, uh, “advertise” the goods. Cracked me up when I read that! Imagine walkin’ in, seein’ some freaky fresco—talk about settin’ the mood, eh?

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But then, just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some bloke on a bike just wiped out on the pavement. I’m like, “Mate, you good?” He’s lying there, looking dazed, and I’m trying not to laugh. I mean, come on! It’s Bayswater, not a stunt show!

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