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I’m sittin’ here, mind racin’, thinkin’ ‘bout how Margot Tenenbaum would handle this—cool, detached, but secretly into it. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like, “I’m very, very sorry for your loss,” but then you’re like, “Wait, this feels amazing!” Humor me, but it’s true—people get nervous, think it’s just porn sh*t, but nope, it’s legit. Therapists train years, learn pressure points, oils, vibes. Little known fact: in Japan, they had “geisha massages” back in the day, all classy and secretive. Surprised me, made me laugh—classy hoes givin’ rubs? Wild!

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Then, I decide to take a stroll along the Thames. The river’s lookin’ nice today, all sparkly and stuff. I sit on a bench, just takin’ it all in. But then, this kid runs by, kickin’ a football, and BOOM! It hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I mean, come on! Where’s the respect?

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