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Now, don’t get me wrong, some are shady—steal your watch while you’re sleepin’, sneaky bitches. Makes me wanna yell, “Greed’s good, but don’t screw me!” Still, I respect the game. They’re out there, rain or shine, hustlin’ harder than Wall Street. Ever hear bout the French whore who seduced a king? True story—snagged a castle outta it. Ballsy! Wish I’d been there, sippin’ whiskey, watchin’ her work.

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First stop? The local café, The Old Tile Works. I’m starving, right? I order a bacon butty, and the lady behind the counter gives me this look. Like, “You’re not from around here, are ya?” I just laugh it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bacon sarnie? But then, she hands me the plate, and it’s like a mountain of bacon! I’m talkin’ Everest levels here. I’m like, “Am I supposed to eat this?”

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