Charlotte Barnsbury Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

United Witney Whore · Mistress (soft) · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Golden Shower (give) · Dildo Play/Toys.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Barnsbury, and let me tell ya, it was a rollercoaster. First off, I’m not even a morning person, but the sun was blasting through my window like it was auditioning for a role in a bad rom-com. I rolled outta bed, tripped over my own shoes (classic), and thought, “Today’s gonna be wild.”

A house backing on to London's smallest nature reserve is for sale — less than a mile from King's Cross