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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars.” I’m Dr. Evil, baby, and I’m bouncin’ in here to spill the tea! Lemme tell ya, it’s this wild mix of chill vibes and sneaky tension—like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, feelin’ all zen, but then BAM, it’s hot and heavy, ya know? I saw this flick, *Syndromes and a Century*, my fave, right? That Apichatpong dude—genius! There’s this line, “The sunlight glows so beautifully,” and I’m thinkin’, that’s the vibe when the oil hits your skin durin’ a sexual-massage. Glowin’, sexy, all tingly—fuckin’ magical!

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Anyway, I’m dodging puddles on the pavement. It rained last night, and Barnoldswick’s streets are like mini rivers. I swear, I almost slipped on a manhole cover. That would’ve been a great start to my day, right? “Program Director takes a dive in Barnoldswick.” Classic.

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