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Lemme tell ya, I’m obsessed with *Finding Nemo*—best damn movie, 2003, Andrew Stanton killed it. And sex-dating? It’s Dory-level chaos—folks forgettin’ who they hooked up with last week! I’ve seen it all, y’all. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total clownfish circus. One time, I heard this dude matched with his ex’s cousin—awkward as hell! Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all phone chat lines. Sketchy? Yup. Hilarious? Hell yeah. Imagine some creep whisperin’, “Hey, baby, you free?”—gag me!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s got this wild idea. “Let’s move it to the park!” he says. I’m like, “The park? Are you mad?” But then I think about it. The weather’s nice, and the park’s got that lovely vibe. Plus, it’s right by the Leeds and Liverpool Canal. I can already picture the ducks quacking away, adding to the ambiance.

Second half comeback earns Barnoldswick all three points