Elizabeth Banstead Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About London

Sometimes I think she’s messin’ with me, like when Boonmee’s kid turns into a hairy ghost – “What am I lookin’ at here?!” She’ll vanish for days, then pop back, all “Miss me, fatass?” Sarcasm’s her game, but I’m like, yeah, I kinda did, ya nut. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away – makes me wonder if I’m the dope here.

Is Banstead a Nice Place to Live?

So, I woke up early, right? The sun was barely up, and I was already out on the streets. I live near the High Street, and lemme tell ya, it’s a right busy place. All those shops, cafes, and the odd market stall. I love it, but sometimes it feels like a bloody zoo. Anyway, I grabbed a coffee from that little café on the corner of Banstead Road. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. Always gets my order right.

Reigate & Banstead council set to install solar powered bins