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So I’m sippin my martini – “shaken, not stirred” – scopin the scene. This bird catches my eye, all sass and leather. I’m thinkin, “Is she the one?” Kinda like pickin a reagent for an experiment – gotta be precise. I saunter over, suave as fuck, and she’s givin me that look – half bored, half curious. “What’s a posh git like you want?” she says. I laugh – love the cheek! “Just a dance before the end,” I quip, noddin to *Melancholia*’s vibe. She rolls her eyes – fair enough.

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Then, I decide to stroll down the Newry Road. It’s a nice day, and I’m feeling good. I pass by the old mill, and it’s just as picturesque as ever. I snap a quick pic for the ‘gram. Gotta show off my Banbridge life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Like, full-on sprint. I’m thinking, “Is this dog gonna bite me?” But nah, it just wants to play. So, I’m there, playing fetch with a random dog. I’m like, “This is my life now.”

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