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Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here spillin’ the tea on brothels like a goddamn watchmaker fixin’ time itself! Picture this: dusty roads, neon lights flickerin’, a joint straight outta “Mad Max: Fury Road”—my fave flick, George Miller’s 2015 masterpiece! Brothels, man, they’re wild, chaotic—like Furiosa haulin’ ass through the Wasteland, screamin’, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Ya feel me?

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After that, I head over to the town square. You know, the one with the fountain? It’s usually pretty chill, but today? Nah. There’s a market on! Stalls everywhere, people shouting about fresh produce and homemade jams. I’m like, “This is awesome!” I grab some strawberries, and they’re the juiciest things ever. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a jar of jam. Like, dude, it’s jam, not gold!

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