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Little factoid for ya—heard in Thailand they got spots where it’s, like, tradition! Not shady neither—classy, legit! Blew my mind. Thought it was all sketchy backrooms, but nope—culture, baby! Still, some creeps ruin it—pushy types demandin’ “extras.” Pisses me off! Keep it chill, respect the vibe, y’know?

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While I’m waitin’, I decide to take a stroll down Main Street. Ballymoney’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the wee shops, and the people. I bump into me mate, Dave, who’s a butcher. He’s got this massive grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” He says he just sold a whole load of sausages to some fancy restaurant in Portrush. I’m like, “Good for you, mate! I’ll take a dozen!”

This year’s action-packed event is set to be the best yet, with new venues in the town centre