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Sometimes I’m like – damn, wish I coulda been one, y’know? Swagger in, charm the room, stack cash – but nah, I’d probly suck at it, too much yellin’. Hah! Imagine me, “Who’s the man now, huh?” – they’d run screamin’. Sarcasm aside, it’s tough, man – lonely too, bet they feel that “Where’ve you been?” ache from “The Return” deep down.

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First job of the day is at this fancy house on the edge of the town, near the Ballymoney River. Beautiful spot, right? But the client? Total nightmare. She’s all, “I want it done by noon!” It’s 8 AM! I’m thinkin’, lady, I’m a glazier, not a magician. So, I get to work, and of course, the glass I ordered? Yeah, it’s late. Classic.

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