Jade Ballymena Whore ❤️❤️

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Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

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Dec 3,  · Two men have been arrested by detectives investigating human trafficking and controlling prostitution following searches in Ballymena and Belfast. The men, both from the .

By the time I left the pub, I was feelin’ a bit tipsy. Stumbled out onto the street, and guess what? The sun was shinin’! I mean, what’s that about? Ballymena’s weather is like a mood swing. One minute it’s rainin’, next it’s sunny. I was laughin’ at the irony.

Minister Kimmins announces £280,000 road improvement scheme for M2 Ballymena Bypass Slip Roads, Ballymena