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I got into it once, total accident – friend dragged me, said it’s “relaxin.” Relaxin, my ass! Felt like a king, then bam, awkward boner – hilarious! Little known fact? Old Rome had massage parlors, senators gettin frisky – true story! Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all “professional,” but c’mon, that line’s blurry as hell. Got me happy – stress melts, who wouldn’t grin? But pissed too – shady spots rip ya off, $50 for ten mins? Bullshit!

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Professional qualified masseuse. Deep tissue, body2body, tantric & lingam. Nice apartment. Let me take away your aches, pains&stress.

After that, I decided to take a stroll down to the Ballymena Town Hall. Beautiful building, right? But as I’m walkin’, I see this group of kids playin’ footie in the street. They were good! Like, way better than I ever was. I stopped to watch, and one of ‘em kicked the ball right at me. I caught it, felt like a hero for a sec. But then, I kicked it back, and it went straight into a puddle. Splash! Kids were laughin’ their heads off. I just waved and walked away, tryin’ to play it cool.

Residents trapped in Ballymena flats during arson