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So, erotic-massage—lordy, it’s a trip! I seen folks swear it’s “therapeutic,” but c’mon, y’all, that tingle ain’t just from the lavender oil. How’s that workin’ for ya? Loosenin’ up them knots or stirrin’ up somethin’ else? I got mad once hearin’ a buddy say it’s “just relaxtion”—bullcrap, I says! It’s sensual as hell, and that’s the point! Little fact for ya: back in the ‘70s, some shady parlors got busted ‘round my old stompin’ grounds in Texas—cops thought they was massage joints, but nah, it was *erotic* chaos. Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my sweet tea.

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Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s all hyped about this new fish and chips place on Castle Street. I’m like, “Alright, let’s check it out.” We get there, and the queue is insane! I mean, who knew Ballycastle had such a chip obsession? We finally get our food, and it’s worth the wait. Crispy, golden, and just the right amount of salt. Heaven!

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