Nora Balham Whore ❤️

About London

Oi mate, James Bond here – suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Picture this: I’m sittin’ in MI6, watchin’ *The Social Network* on repeat – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” right? Whores, man, they’re like the original social network. Spreadin’ gossip, linkin’ bodies, tradin’ secrets faster than Zuckerberg’s code. Been around forever, too – did ya know in ancient Babylon they had sacred whores? Temple gals, bangin’ for the gods. Wild, innit?

Focus on Balham: Once the butt of jokes, now the SW place to be

Once seen as a poor man’s Clapham, Balham can now hold its head up as one of the most desirable areas in London. Who’s laughing now, Mr Sellers? 1 If it’s markets you’re after, .

Man, what a day! I woke up in Balham, and let me tell ya, it was a rollercoaster. First off, I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish are my jam. But today? Today was all about the unexpected.

Knappers beat Balham, but Yellas slip to defeat at Moneys