Samantha Balerno Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Me, I’m sat there, thinkin’, bloody hell, Red’s a legend, but society? Bunch of muppets. “They saw her goodness,” like Grace, but nah, they still screwed her over. Makes me wanna scream, mate - why’s it always the good ‘uns gettin’ shat on? Reckon I’d give her a job, y’know, PA or somethin’, get her off the streets, proper Brent-style rescue mission. “David, you’re a knight in shinin’ armor,” she’d say, and I’d be like, “Yeah, babe, top brass, that’s me.”

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We end up jammin’ for a bit. His name’s Jamie, and he’s from the other side of the Water of Leith. We’re vibin’ hard, and I’m feelin’ all the good energy. But then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes in, right? She’s got a walker and a fierce look in her eyes. She shouts, “Turn that racket down!” I’m like, “Lady, we’re makin’ magic here!” But she’s not havin’ it.

Snowy Balerno on New Year’s Day