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Once had this bird—pro masseuse, yeah?—and she’s whisperin’ all sultry, “Relax, Mr. Bond.” Nearly lost it, mate—thought I’d died and gone to spy heaven! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? It’s bloody brilliant—releases tension you didn’t know you had. Them nerves light up, zap zap, like a villain’s laser trap. Oh, and the oils—smell like sex and danger, my kinda mix. Ever tried it with a twist, like hot stones? Fuck me, that’s next-level—shocked me silly first time.

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So, we pack up and head outside. Now, I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I see this cute little shop called The Balerno Gallery. They’ve got some dope local art. I’m checkin’ it out when I spot this painting of the Pentland Hills. It’s like, “Wow, that’s home.” I get all sentimental, thinkin’ about my childhood adventures there.

Changed days at revamped Balerno Inn