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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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While we’re waiting for the fire brigade, I spot this cute little café across the street on Union Street. It’s called The Coffee Pot. I’m thinking, “A cuppa would be nice right now.” But no, I can’t leave the kids. So, I’m stuck there, watching the firemen do their thing. They’re all strutting around like they’re in a calendar shoot. I mean, come on, it’s Bacup, not a Hollywood set!

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