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So, I’d scope her out, all nervous-like, mutterin’, “You’re still you,” like in *Before Sunset*. Total sap move, but it’d slip out—Homer’s heart’s big, ya know? She’d prolly laugh, say, “Twenty bucks, tubby.” Fair. I’d be sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me—ooh, that’d be a paddlin’! But the thrill, man—gets the blood pumpin’ faster than a Krusty Burger grease fire.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the River Axe. It’s beautiful there, you know? The water’s flowin’, birds are chirpin’. For a sec, I forget about the chaos. But then I see a bunch of kids throwin’ stones in the river. I’m like, “Oi! Watch out for the fish!” But they just laugh. Kids, man.

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