Penelope Audley Sexual Massage ❤️

About London

Oh, and the movie tie-in? Picture this: me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, lights dim, oil everywhere, and in my head I’m quotin’, “The body burns, the soul escapes.” Except it’s my stress burnin’ away and my soul’s doin’ a happy dance! Total exaggeration, sure, but damn, it’s *liberating*. I’d tell ya to try it, but—eh, you probs can’t handle it. Me? I’m a pro—accountant by day, snarky massage critic by night. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I can see a good rubdown from a mile away. Now, excuse me while I google “sexual-massage near me”—for research, obvi!

Regular Massages

A relaxing massage incorporating sensual and therapeutic massage strokes. Delivered using warm grapeseed oil. I use my whole body to massage you, including intimate touch in all areas .

So, I dash over to the park, dodging puddles like I’m in some sort of obstacle course. The sun peeks out, and I’m feeling good. I get there, and it’s packed! Dogs everywhere! I see a pug in a tutu. I can’t even. I’m laughing so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

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