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I’m cackling now, thinkin’ – she’s givin’ me the eye, but I’m wonderin’, “What’s her angle?” Like Lenny in *Memento*, I’m paranoid, scribblin’ notes in my head – “Don’t trust the dame!” But damn, she’s got sass, flippin’ her hair, quotin’ prices like a twisted auctioneer. “50 for a quickie, 100 for the night!” I’m like, “Whoa, lady, I ain’t Bruce Wayne!”

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone rings again. It’s Mrs. Thompson from High Street. She’s all frantic ‘cause her neighbor’s dog is barkin’ like it’s auditioning for a rock band. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a dog, not a symphony!” But I can’t say that, so I just nod and say, “I’ll pass it on.”

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