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First call of the day? Some bloke from Doncaster, right? He’s lost his cat. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s a cat, not a kid! But I’m tryin’ to be nice, so I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I’ll help ya.” I’m googlin’ “lost cat tips” while he’s ramblin’ on about Mr. Whiskers. Turns out, Mr. Whiskers is a legend around here. Everyone knows him! I’m thinkin’, “Dude, just put some tuna out on the front porch on Askern Lane, he’ll come runnin’.”

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