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So, sexual-massage—massage with a naughty twist, right? Not just backrubs, nah, it’s “happy endings” and all. We swears! Caught a case once—parlor down on 5th, all neon buzzin’. Guy goes in stiff, comes out smilin’—suspish, yeah? Dug deeper, found out—ancient trick! Romans had “rub and tug” too, called it *lenocinium*. History’s filthy, precious, love that!

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First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Market Street, right? The phone rings off the hook. I’m like, “Great, here we go.” I pick up, and it’s Mrs. Thompson from Ashby Road. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! But she’s actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I try to calm her down, but she’s like, “He’s my baby!” I get it, but I’m just a voice on the line, not a cat detective!

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