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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from some bloke on South Street. He’s rantin’ about the potholes. “They’re like craters!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, it’s Ashby-de-la-Zouch, not the moon!” But he’s serious. I can hear the frustration in his voice. I mean, I get it, the roads are dodgy. I nearly lost a wheel on my bike last week!

Ashby town centre hosts annual Christmas Market with stalls and live acts all weekend