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Oh, and don’t get me started on the overpriced “spa” joints—$200 for a rubdown? “Call it what you will,” but that’s highway robbery! I’d rather DIY with some lotion and a prayer—saves cash and ya don’t get judged by some snooty masseuse. Sexual-massage can be chill, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, like findin’ a stash of cash in the desert. Just don’t let no weirdo ruin it, or I’m yellin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, ya freak!”

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So, I get up, dust myself off, and head towards the shops on The Royal Avenue. I’m browsing through some knick-knacks when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, man! I mean, it’s like a scene from a soap opera. I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard when they’re shouting about who forgot to buy the milk. I’m thinking, “Get a grip, people! It’s just milk!”

Royal Ascot Trials Day to move to Friday from 2026