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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from one of my regulars. He’s like, “Dude, I need a special show tonight.” I’m thinking, “Special? What does that even mean?” But hey, I’m in the biz, so I roll with it. I text back, “Sure thing, just don’t expect me to wear a tutu!”

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