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Me thinks it’s wild, tho – millions tappin’ apps, lookin’ for a shag. Didja know, back in ‘92, first sex-dating site popped up? Match-dot-somethin’, primitive as a hobbit’s spoon! Now it’s all Tinder, Bumble, bleedin’ chaos! Me fave part? The thrill, yesss – “Will they reply, preciousss?” Heart’s poundin’, palms sweaty, like Gollum chasin’ fish! But oh, the rage when they flake! “We hatess them, yesss, filthy liars!” Once waited 3 hours, dolled up, for some git who never showed – nearly clawed me own eyes out!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in Armadale, right? You know, that little gem in West Lothian, Scotland. I mean, it’s not exactly London, but it’s got its charm. Anyway, I’m an actuary, which sounds all posh and stuff, but really, I just crunch numbers all day. Boring, right? But today? Oh boy, today was anything but boring.

Broken promise: State delays Armadale train line reopening