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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know them ancient Greeks were mad for it? Called it “kneading the soul,” they did—proper posh way to say rubbin one out, eh? Used it for warriors after battle, reckon it sorted their knackered bods right out. Surprised me, that—thought it was all modern spa nonsense, but nah, it’s old as dirt! Makes me chuffed, history givin us a cheeky wink like that.

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Anyway, I’m feeling a bit better, so I grab a pasty from the bakery on Bridge Street. Best pasties in town, no contest. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this kid on a bike. He’s zooming down the street, and I’m thinking, “That’s gonna end badly.” And guess what? He hits a pothole and goes flying! I’m laughing so hard, I nearly choke on my pasty.

‘Exstraw-dinary’ versions of Dumbledore and Stephen Hawking at scarecrow event