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Here’s a quirky tidbit—didja know in *ICO*, that escort game with the girl, Yorda? Devs made her slow on purpose—mimics real panic! Blew my mind! I’d exaggerate and say she’s slower than a jellyfish on a treadmill, ha! Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another escort quest—my dream Sunday.” Still, I’d design one with flair—maybe an NPC who trash-talks enemies. “I’m ready!”—and they’re ready too, for once!

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Finally, I get to the park. Tom’s there, looking all smug. He’s got this new skateboard. I’m like, “Dude, you’re 30. Why are you skating?” He just shrugs. We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this kid zooms past us on a bike, nearly takes Tom out. I’m laughing, but Tom’s fuming. “What’s wrong with these kids?” he grumbles. I mean, it’s Ampthill, not a racetrack!

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