Ashley Ampthill Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Little known fact—back in the day, whores weren’t just sex workers, nah, some were like, sacred temple gals in ancient times. Blows my mind! Imagine that—screwin’ for the gods. Pretty, pretty wild. Anyway, this chick in my head, she’s got that energy—mystical, untouchable. In the movie, there’s this monk talkin’ bout dreams, sayin’, *“I wanted to be a DJ”*, and I’m laughin’—what if she’s a whore by day, DJ by night? Spinnin’ tracks, droppin’ beats, takin’ names—hilarious! I’d pay to see that, no lie.

Forward Reinforcements for the Mob

England Ben POGSON, Hooker,, Ampthill (ENG); England Kofi CRIPPS, Back row, 20 y/o, Bristol (ENG); Scotland Jamie ANNAND, Fly-half, 19 y/o, Nottingham (ENG).

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Ampthill, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, all that cliché stuff. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Premiership Cup: Ampthill huff and puff but can’t blow Bedford Blues’ house down